2005 Rants

2005 was the end of my Angry Period. It started with my sister being very very sick and continued with me getting sick repeatedly from January until May (including through a trip to Russia in February). I was still working out for myself the nature and extent of the ever-present social injustices in this world. Even as my own star was gradually rising, I was learning just how sick and cruel human nature really is. I had not yet learned to take it in stride (or take advantage of it). I was also experiencing a growing frustration at my work—being the trainer and traveling around to meet customers helped a little, but really only prolonged the misery. At the end of the year I decided the next job opportunity that came along I would jump. And one came the next day. Is that fate?



Dec 28th, 2005 - Realise your potential, grow with us
Dec 22nd, 2005 - Why I'm so angry
Dec 21st, 2005 - I'll be your Skytrain Pervert
Dec 20th, 2005 - Perhaps you need the amateur people around in order to appear superior in comparison
Dec 14th, 2005 - An orange an hour gives your temper its power
Dec 13th, 2005 - A wise friend
Dec 8th, 2005 - I wonder if Cassandra shouted out from a pool of her own blood, "I told you so!"
Nov 30th, 2005 - Why Grumpy Bear is so grumpy
Nov 22nd, 2005 - Return to Metaphor Mountain
Nov 21st, 2005 - I compare and contrast shopping experiences
Nov 18th, 2005 - Gee, I'm glad I don't work there
Nov 13th, 2005 - Now you can figure out exactly how old I am
Nov 4th, 2005 - Or maybe they DID mean me: Maybe I really am part of the problem ...
Nov 2nd, 2005 - Seasonally adjusted, The Kids Are [Still] All Right
Oct 31st, 2005 - Happy Valentine's Day ... er ... Drat! I never get these things right!
Oct 24th, 2005 - Son of 'The Day of the Making of "You Blackleather Pound"'
Oct 23rd, 2005 - Air Canada, you bastards!
Oct 18th, 2005 - Vacation report
Oct 14th, 2005 - Aeroflot, you bastards!
Oct 11th, 2005 - Armani glasses, Jesus playing football, and the Bad Guys are just misunderstood
Oct 6th, 2005 - Astrid, poor Astrid
Oct 3rd, 2005 - Banks really utterly totally completely unequivocally comprehensively suck
Oct 1st, 2005 - Spontaneous reformation of my sport-addicted ways
Sep 30th, 2005 - "And Ezra positively roared from his grave..."
Sep 23rd, 2005 - To each his owned
Sep 21st, 2005 - Perception is filtered by attitude
Sep 20th, 2005 - Leave reflecting to the mirrors
Sep 15th, 2005 - My own special little two year anniversary of nastiness and sheer intolerance
Sep 13th, 2005 - The musical equivalent of "Dogs Playing Poker"
Sep 12th, 2005 - Cool(er)!
Sep 8th, 2005 - Some notes about my jazz-singing sister
Sep 6th, 2005 - A man without a LAN is nobody
Aug 28th, 2005 - Growing a beard and appearing in Canadian Tire ads: The long-term effects of gadgetitis
Aug 27th, 2005 - Never mind me today ... probably just not enough sleep
Aug 21st, 2005 - Mount the monorail for Metaphor Mountain
Aug 15th, 2005 - Feel safer: Eat the disabled
Aug 11th, 2005 - Learn by not learning, do by not doing, be by not being, Grasshopper
Aug 9th, 2005 - Get poor slowly
Aug 8th, 2005 - Survival trumps sensitivity
Aug 2nd, 2005 - In the end, we can't help ourselves anyway ...
July 25th, 2005 - I cannot abide weasel behaviour
July 19th, 2005 - Madness begets madness
July 14th, 2005 - Do cats dream of flying saucers full of milk?
July 13th, 2005 - My car undergoes surgery
July 8th, 2005 - I love it when you SQL dirty to me
July 7th, 2005 -  Proud word nerd
July 2nd, 2005 -  Today I will be pleasant
Jun 28th, 2005 -  It's not much of a newspaper, either!
Jun 27th, 2005 -  Before I was Disgruntled, I was a Flatlander
Jun 24th, 2005 -  Who says cannibalism isn't practiced in our society?
Jun 21st, 2005 -  On the other hand, ghosts are not nearly as dangerous as real live people ...
Jun 17th, 2005 -  Pimp my computer
Jun 15th, 2005 -  CENSORED
Jun 14th, 2005 -  If there are no humans around, sharks will eat shark meat and bats will suck bat blood
Jun 9th, 2005 -  "Maybe next year ..."
Jun 6th, 2005 -  Caution, Maturity, Moderation
May 29th, 2005 -  Geez, and just after I bought earplugs, too!
May 25th, 2005 -  Exploding Head Syndrome, or: "Ooops! Excuse me!"
May 24th, 2005 -  T-Shirt Detective! T-Shirt Detective!
May 20th, 2005 -  You think you can kill tires like that? No! More will come!
May 17th, 2005 -  In the middle of the road, you get sideswiped by SUVs coming one way and Volvos coming the other
May 11th, 2005 -  And I don't think much of their uniforms, either
May 9th, 2005 -  ...money. Send Brian chocolate and money. Send Brian chocolate and money. Send...
May 6th, 2005 -  A riddle for you round a riddle for me
May 5th, 2005 -  Before I grew up I wanted to be an astronaut, just like Steve Austin
May 3rd, 2005 -  "Squirrels chewing on cable lines," eh? Give me a break!
May 2nd, 2005 -  Harry Porter and the Demons of Derbyshire
Apr 28th, 2005 -  I ride, with my little bike, to somewhere that sells coffee
Apr 26th, 2005 -  Late-night frolicking cats are the least of my worries
Apr 21st, 2005 -  World Jump Day: Still wishing we were consequential to the Music of the Spheres
Apr 20th, 2005 -  The mechanical equivalent of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Apr 19th, 2005 -  Slurp!
Apr 18th, 2005 -  "Dream a little dream for me ..."
Apr 16th, 2005 -  Repeat after me: Deconstruct, Deconstruct, Deconstruct!
Apr 12th, 2005 -  I feel like Sally Field: "You like me! You really like me!"
Apr 10th, 2005 -  Short of homicide, this is the best I can do to stop them
Apr 4th, 2005 -  Grumpy Danger-Bear has killed before and he'll kill again
Mar 30th, 2005 -  But the lightbulb has to really want to change
Mar 28th, 2005 -  The couple that slays together prays together
Mar 20th, 2005 -  Tee hee hee [hic] ... my travelogue of airports
Mar 19th, 2005 -  I'm sick again goddammit!
Mar 18th, 2005 -  Dale Carnegie and Andrew Carnegie were not the same man. Nether am I these days ...
Mar 10th, 2005 -  It astounds even me that I can rapidly bang off 1100 words about toilet paper ...
Mar 7th, 2005 -  Dear Guestbook Advertisers: You Suck!
Feb 28th, 2005 -  On the road again ... Hmm, wonder what Willie Nelson would sound like on this stereo ...
Feb 24th, 2005 -  When the reception of grumpiness becomes amplified by another's fears into a death-spiral of hard feelings
Feb 20th, 2005 -  If you are among my Torontonian friends or relatives, you'd better skip today's rant
Feb 19th, 2005 -  Whip me, beat me, hurt me, send me to Wisconsin on the red-eye
Feb 14th, 2005 -  Happy St. Patrick's Day ... er ... Drat! I never get these things right!
Feb 4th, 2005 -  How I did it and what it was like ... Warning: Long-assed
Feb 1st, 2005 -  Back from Russia, just in time to witness some Western-style assholery
Jan 19th, 2005 -  Never rains but it pours
Jan 13th, 2005 -  Ugh ...
Jan 7th, 2005 -  I answer an honest question more-or-less honestly
Jan 6th, 2005 -  Think Again
Jan 4th, 2005 -  The Italian Concerto