October 1^st, 2004

OK, I've already talked about this song, but now you can hear it for your very own self.

Click here to download the MP3.

I'm in Love with a Bowler

I'm in love with a bowler
She's in love with me
I watch her bowling for dollars
On our big-screen TV

She's not much for cooking
But neither am I
A beer and pizza at the alley
And a slice of gutterball pie

And she's rolling through my heart
Because bowling is her art

My love has a sister
She's a bowler too
Saturday nights at the alley
We all bowl a frame or two

You should see her follow-through
She can put action on the ball
I'm in heaven when she bowls off the sheet
And makes all my pins fall

And she's rolling through my heart
Because bowling is her art

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