April 19th, 2005

I received this charming little email:

Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:28:58 -0500
From: gdfajgsjdfga@skhaljksfjlsfh.adf 
Subject: [No Subject] 
To: "Brian Porter" <b_porter@yahoo.com> 

YOU ARE IDIOT.GO TO HELL AND LICK YOUR ACE.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever received in email ... or at all, for that matter. The fact that it coincided with my entire guestbook debacle—including (eventually) the whole thing being deleted—pretty much announces from whom it came. It was, no doubt, a response to rants like this.

So, anyhow, here is the ace I'm supposed to lick:

Go ahead, lick it, I dare you!

SLURP!!!!

Sign my guestbook - Email me - Back to the Rant-o-Rama index